December 2009
38 posts
You can learn a lot about someone by the music...
xgrewarx:
samanthaedge:
jaydobson:
ironmind:
ladyinabluedress187:
seethecamper:
khallelalaine:
alx1138:integrityintennisshoes: (via defeat & showerbeers)
Chromeo - You’re So Gangsta
Blink 182 - Wendy Clear
The Hood Internet - Dead Prez vs. Grizzly Bear
American Football - You Know I Should Be Leaving Soon
A Day To Remember - Monument
Gym Class Heroes - Drnk Txt Rmeo
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TIG ASS BITTIES.
Comments: learn to dress you fat prick
-staycold:
xgrewarx:
-staycold:
Learn to use punctuation and capital letters and I’ll think about it.
wow has this person ever met you???? least fat guy i know.
Im not sure. I doubt it. Dont you know I gained 5 stone this weekend Grewar? Im a chunky monkey :’(
more PHAT than fat.
every relationship;
sex appeal / bullshit.
Chocolate? This is doo-doo, baby!
– Dave Chappelle, 2004
whytheyrehot.com
My god. I have not read a wider array of honest to god bullshit in my entire life. The women that write this garbage are quite clearly tripping balls off of their seemingly endless supply of estrogen. I fully expect these to be the same women that watch Twilight every night before bed and fantasise about “one day” finding their very own emasculated vampire to wait about tirelessly...
Darwin, you were right.
cretarded:
I’d like you to meet a special someone. His name is Ursus americanus kermodei, or the Spirit Bear.
Now, straight off the bat you may think, “Hold on, that’s polar bear, surely?” - and you’d be well within your rights to make that assumption. This, the white variation of the North American Black Bear (Ursus americanus) is extremely uncommon, and is a genetic mutation that only...
the thing that I crave more than anything else is solitude.
Look, you can’t counter a profane command with an idle threat! You must...
– Mr. Garrison, 2000.
SHORT LEADING, CLOSE KERNING, CRAP SHIT ABOUT HOW TO LIFE YOUR LIFE.
– idiots, 2009.
INCONSEQUENTIAL SHIT.
– everyone, circa dawn of time.